We Love David Sedaris
The droll and diminutive humorist has written an article about Presidential elections for that normallly overblown magazine that I normally don’t like because it’s normally so pretentious. But back to David Sedaris, my favorite part is his metaphorical evaluation of the choice between these two candidates:
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
