Aren’t Ya Glad She Got Outta the Coma Above-Ground?
Bo wants Jailhouse Lindsey to stop him from marrying Nora. And Wheelie wants Pre-Wedding God to tell him if he should stop suing his parents. Sassy comes in during his one-sided conversation.
At this point, I have to ask a delicate question. Who is dressing Rachel and Sassy? Because they appear to have shopped at Clowns ‘R’ Us.
Dorian is having a little drinkie and a monologue, bitterly reminiscing about men who’ve dumped her for hemorrhoid commercials and nutjob daughters (this is a case where the writers phrased this so irreverently I didn’t need to embellish). I sure hope they settled her contact negotiations, cuz nobody does monologue like this woman. Love it.
Tea and Todd are being utterly cute-tastic with each other, as Todd is trying to be genuine and boyish and romantic. Meanwhile, Blair is trying to counter this by hooking up with Porn Lifeguard Chad…who doesn’t even remember who she is. But before Blair can remind him, Drunky Dodo hangs up the phone and…brings in some musclemen and tells Blair to take off all her clothes. That could be promising, except I know they’re masseurs.
There’s lots of BoNoraClint should-they-or-shouldn’t-they? Isn’t it interesting and different seeing Nora in a front-burner story? I didn’t really notice until I realized that she was taking a rather mundane scene and situation and making it really shine. I love Nora. But then you already knew that.
Jessica seems to be getting haunted by Tan Jacket. But this pales in comparison to the importance of Brody’s sideburns. They are getting too wide and pointy. Tone it down, Brody.
Lindsey was pretty funny when Bo asked her to list off all the reasons to avoid Nora. Nobody switches on the Instant Bitter Vish like Lindsey. We love that old tart. And Rachel is trying to convince Nora to not marry Clint, but who wants to listen to her in that condom dress? Then Nora has a killah speech about living under the weight of Bo’s non-forgiveness. Damn, she’s fine!
OMG, all the bridesmaids are in those Condom Dresses! The other two don’t look quite as bad as Rachel, but everybody looks like those big sandworms from Dune. What misogynist designed those things?
Clint is all ferkelmpt cuz Bo hasn’t show up yet, and when he finally does he seems all ambivalent. It’s not much of a cliff-hanger, but you might glean there’s an outside chance he’ll say something about wanting to run off with Nora. But I’m really reaching here. (Now watch…the writers will spite me by having Bo blurt the whole thing out, first thing Monday. Nah.)